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genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

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Title: Sheezus Artist: Lily Allen 25,310 plays

gomeanbitchstar:

"Ri-Ri isn’t scared of Katy Perry’s roaring
Queen B’s gone back to the drawing
Lorde smells blood yeah she’s about to slay you
Kid ain’t one to fuck with when shes only on her debut
We’re all watching Gaga lol and haha
Dying for the art so really she’s a martyr
Second best will never cut it for the divas
Give me that crown bitch 
I wanna be Sheezus…”


SLAAAAAAAAAY LILY ALLEN

"Sheezus" - Lily Allen

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animedads:

Macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

  April 22, 2014 at 08:17pm

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theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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